(must be said with airquotes or written with quotes) Code for getting legal pot in Colorado for an out-of-state visitor
Jane: Oh, going to Colorado, eh? What will you be doing there?
Dick: Going "skiing".
Jane: Nice. I wish I could "ski" with you, but I am stuck here, in our lame, conservative state.
Dick: Going "skiing".
Jane: Nice. I wish I could "ski" with you, but I am stuck here, in our lame, conservative state.
by Big Bad D. January 10, 2014

The act that involves moving to second base, which means a female/male placing both hands on two other males penis's and stroking vigorously until ejaculation occurs. This can be done sitting or standing in any desired position. The harder and faster the action the better the skier.
by Sugardaddyrus November 27, 2007

A awesomly wicked sport that can be dangerous o well though ppl do flips or go like 60 mph in racing
skiing
by yankeecandle February 17, 2009

Being done 4 at a time: one from behind, one in the mouth, and one in each hand. The skier leans slightly forward with knees bent, bobbing and working both poles, and gives the impression of someone on the slopes.
by BD Mack November 09, 2006

by whipperdipper August 15, 2010

snowboarding for very old people
by weeeeeeh flip November 30, 2006

by lusie August 25, 2006
