whorelax

An incredibly fat girl that acts very slutty because of her desperation.

Etymology: from the English word "whore" meaning a hypersexual individual and the Pokemon "Snorlax" meaning a fat person.

Bill: "God. Janet is such a whorelax."

Jim: "Why?"

Bill: "She's desperate for sex because she's so fat and most guys just ignore her."

Jim. "Gross."

by Handy Harris September 29, 2009

Whorelarious

well ur a “whore” and ur hilarious so combine those two

Ines: “ did u see that girl she’s such a whore but she’s funny ?”

Emma:“ i guess you could call her whorelarious “

by Em&Nes February 10, 2021

WhoreFax

Its CarFax but for whores. It will tell you their past history of who they've been with and if they have any accidents or issues.

Man, that girl Kassandra has a bad WhoreFax.

That girl looks wrecked I want to check her WhoreFax.

by TheInfamousA123 August 5, 2012

whorelando

Specifically, the area where the Disney College Program interns stay. If you can't get laid there, you can't get laid anywhere.

Chris is an ugly mofo, but even he had a different girl every weekend in whorelando.

by MouseKiller March 9, 2005

whorela

A term used to define a very slutty girl. Normally a girl who has slept with more than 10 people, and has partaken in many sexual acts with multiple people at one time, and is very proud of these acts.

I saw this Whorela the other night at this party, and I was pissed because she was all up on my man.

by SamiLoverface April 10, 2008

Whorlax

a very large woman, looking similar to Snorlax, that is willing to have sex with anyone or anything, much like a whore. She knows she is big which is why sex makes her feel important.

Guy 1: Did Jack really sleep with Shelby last night? She's so big and gross.
Guy 2: Yeah, but Shelby will have sex with anything.
Guy 1: She's such a whorlax.

by ohhamburgers February 20, 2011

whorelando kook

Infectious soul-less surfers who come (usually in droves) from Orlando, FL to select Central Floridian beaches during good swell days, especially during weekends and holidays when waves are at least 6 or more inches above FLAT. Whoreland-kooks completely lack the essential elements of surf etiquette and will drop in on you as if... They have also been known to carry leprosy, typhoid fever, and/or visceral leishmaniasis.

That whoreland kook just snaked me, again WTF! Let's paddle East(diversion from true direction), it's not worth fighting for waves with these whorelando kooks.

by BawlsDiggity October 4, 2017