V-Syndrome 

A serious disease that inflicts young women who have the constant need to purchase a different cellphone multiple times in a single year.

There is no known cure

V-Syndrome - no this is my 3rd phone of the same phone it NEEDS to go!

V-Syndrome by I_AM_GOD! September 25, 2009

Lower case v syndrome 

when everything you hate or are sick of starts with a letter v.
a lowercase b and lowercase v always correlate to one another, in any and all circumstances.

Oh no, he has lowercase v syndrome.
pretty sure he got that from vaginosis.

Fell in love with a tall slim girl, but i’m a little short and round. i got the lowercase b syndrome.
That girl has varicella, and is vegan, she got Lower case v syndrome

Lower case v syndrome by Lowercase v sydrome May 18, 2021

V-Card Syndrome 

a medical condition: When a man falls deeply inlove with the woman he loses his virginity to. This woman who holds the mans "v card" has complete control over him for a period of time.

Ever since Jon banged Kate hes been acting like a pussy whipped faggot. Havent seen him in weeks.

I know man, a bad case of V-Card Syndrome.

V-Card Syndrome by davidnfld July 22, 2010

Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.) 

Someone who is unable to control the volume or tempo of their voice.

girl: what is wrong with your voice?
Will Ferrell: I have Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.), because of this I am unable to control the volume or tempo of my voice.

Voice Imogilation Syndrome (V.I.S.) by the real Mr. Sampson December 26, 2009

V'ger Syndrome 

The need to know everything about everything. Mostly geeks and brains. The occasional nosy aunt.

One: Man, we gotta do this on the downlow. My mom's got V'ger Syndrome
Two: Shit, really? Does she know we're smokin 420 in ur bedroom?
One: She was dope to that day one, brah.

V'ger Syndrome by kheldon71 September 4, 2012

empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)

This occurs when women break up with their long term boyfriends. EVS becomes active in women about a week or less after a break up of a long term sexually active relationship. this can be beneficial to men looking to have intercourse with said woman/chick. this operates much like a "rebound". EVS also has many varyations, including: virgin evs (VEVS)~ when a girl wants to have sex really badly because she is a virgin. situational evs (SEVS)~ when a girl wants you cock because of the fact you are "playing hard to get". and cyclical evs (CEVS)~ when a girl has broken up and the original case of EVS has already run its course, this usually doesnt occur until about a year after not having sex and when the initial EVS is done.

empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S)- dude she just broke up with her bf...shes going to have evs in a few days.

VEVS- dude she is a virgin, she wants it so bad.

SEVS- dude i didn't talk to my gf for like a week, im giving her some SEVS.

CEVS- dude she had a bf like a year ago and hasnt had sex or a bf in so long, she wants it bad now.

empty vagina syndrome (E.V.S) by chevyman24 June 19, 2010

P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome)

When a person believes that he/she feels their phone vibrating when it isn't.

Person: "Hold on, I'm getting a .... never mind. It's just my damn P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome) acting up again".

P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome) by JudasCow July 5, 2010