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brown recluse

A very poisoness spider, known to cause horribly deforming scars, because it's venom eats away at your skin and muscle tissue.
God save me! I've been bitten by a brown recluse. OHHHH the horror, it's starting to smell like almonds. God Kill Me!
brown recluse by Skizzlemasta October 7, 2003

Brown Recluse

Brown Spider. On internet forums, this does not refer to the specific species (Loxosceles reclusa), but to all brown spiders in general. Try not to get them confused.
User 1:
Hey! Look at this spider that I found:

-insert image of any brown spider here-

User 2:
That's a brown recluse.
Brown Recluse by Thesh Ooter September 21, 2004

Brown Recluse

Someone who jacks off while taking a shit.
Experts finish on the log.
Brown Recluse by Turdlow August 2, 2010

Brown recluse

Damn this brown recluse - 30 minutes on the John is the last thing I need!
Brown recluse by zBrinks February 7, 2017

brown recluse

The human anus.
In the locker room I accidentally caught a look at Joe's brown recluse.
brown recluse by Pickle Ron June 18, 2019

Brown Recluse

Someone who never gets out of the house, usually isolated themselves in their house or room.
Hey man have you seen Tod?
Nah dude, that guy is a brown recluse when it comes to social events