brain dart 

a joint, marijuana cigarette, a grass stick, blunt.

pass that brain dart my way. you wanna roll a brain dart, or hit that 3 footer?

brain dart by backyardchaos September 15, 2009

Brain dart 

The stem of a homemade australian bong. The purpose of which is to rapidly rip the cone into the users brain.

“Wow maschy whats that?!“

“A brain dart mate”

Brain dart by 57352 April 20, 2020

brain darts 

Brain darts - sending cosmic karma-like thoughts to some one when in a totally cool place, like off the coast of nicaragua swimming with turtles or watching a sunset from the grand canyon or any other meaningful place ‘cause they are not there or it is a special day for them or just ‘cause you love them.
-gammaray & rheaB

i'm going to fiji for some fresh food and air.

girl, i'll be needing some brain darts!

brain darts by gammaray (coined with rheab) July 28, 2009

Brainfart 

n. A massive, horrible release of stupid that is often offensive to the senses and may create a social faux pa in some settings. Brainfarts often result in an intense feeling of embarrassment and shame compounded by an inability to explain what the hell just happened.

I was supposed to call Roy Blount, Jr. for an interview at 10 a.m. PST, but I had a brainfart, forgot how to tell time, and managed to call him at 6:00 a.m. PST. I feel like an idiot.

Brainfart by MadisonU December 9, 2008

Brainfart 

A gap, interruption, or uncontrolled shift in a chain of thought resulting in a lull, pause, and/or blank stare during oral communication and sometimes involving the loss of short term memory.

Everyone at the meeting waited for Jim's response as he finally snapped out of his odd gaze into an unseen abyss. "Sorry", he said, "I just had a brainfart, what were we talking about?".

Brainfart by ExecuMutant September 14, 2008

Brainfart 

A spontaneous stupid (Stupid the noun, not stupid the adjective) usually accompanied by loss of train of thought and saying something fantastically stupid without realising it.

"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Hold secondary fire and the screen will change"
"What the hell?
"?? Oh, uhh... brainfart"

Brainfart by Vor the Mighty March 9, 2004

brainfartitis 

The sudden stop of brain function in an extreme moment of need.

The student suffered from a severe case of brainfartitis during his presentation in Dr. Bradford's class.

brainfartitis by Dr. Dick Stationary November 19, 2011