Abseiling

The male act of masturbating your pork sword whilst slyly fingering your own bum hole. Its has an uncanny resemblance to the mountaineering activity of abseiling.

fellow 1: Dad?!!?? what are you doing?
fellow 2: Son, Im abseiling.
fellow 1: I can see that. but why in my room??

Abseiling by DuncanH June 25, 2009

abseiling

the act of self abuse whilst simultaneously inserting a dildo in your arse thus recreating the motion of a climber descending a cliff

Jim was speechless when he came into the office to find Ronald abseiling on his desk

abseiling by marcus and gaz August 20, 2003

abseiling

Abseiling (from the German: abseilen, "to rope down") is the process of descending a rope under control, used in rock climbing, mountaineering, caving and canyoneering; used to descend cliffs or slopes too steep to walk down.

"We spent the morning abseiling and rock-climbing."
"the activity was abseiling down a tree off a platform."

abseiling by JBScopel April 17, 2008

abseiling

Male masturbation technique involving the spare hand working a dildo or houshold item into the anus; mirroring the movements of abseiling.

person: "hey min, why has the toilet brush got pooh on it."
second person: "i went abseiling"
person: "ok"

abseiling by g0053 May 12, 2011

Abseiling

The sex act of wanking yourself off while fingering your asshole.

Hey bro, where's Phil?

He's at home abseiling again.
That cunts fucked, let's go surfing!

Abseiling by boshev February 10, 2018

Midnight Abseiling 

For a man thumb his ass hole and wank at the same time in an abseiling fashion

Michael found him self at a loose end and went for a Midnight Abseilingmidnight abseil

Midnight Abseiling by maverick360 November 24, 2010

Dutch Abseiling

When you like abseiling but with some company, it is a
combination of a Dutch Rudder and a Dutch Putter.

A male partner holds his penis with one hand and sticks the thumb of his other hand up his ass. The other partner then moves both arms back and forth causing the first person to finger their ass hold and jack off at the same time.

The resulting motion is akin to that of the popular mountaineering activity of abseiling.

1)Things got a little crazy last night and we ended up Dutch Abseiling.

2)Abseiling is so much better when you go Dutch.

Dutch Abseiling by The Dutch Monkey October 8, 2010