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The inability to do a back flip off a fence.
like if you were going to back flip off a fence, then u just don't

ZORP PENIS
ZORP by sat and pam May 17, 2009
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a new, dumber sounding and therefore funnier way of saying "zing"
the skrillex is a good dj... zorp
zorp by boodism December 1, 2011
"yo will you zorp me that cola please?"
zorp by reverend carl April 17, 2010
Zorp, originally discovered by the Mighty Jeff himself, is the skin colour of the child product from a Caucasian man and an Asian woman. Usually, Asians are referred to as yellow, but in this case, an entirely new colour is created in a mix between yellow and white (most similar to olive skin colour).
Friend: "Oh Jeff, what colour is your skin?" ...... Jeff: "Zorp!"
verb: to give a person a feeling of emptiness by having them spend their money or time on something normal or stupid(e.g a slot machine) yet portraying the purchase or commitment in an extravagant, exagerated way so as to decieve the person of the actual utlity of the purchase or commitment. Emphasis is on the flashy, extravagant, almost surreal circumstances and expectations of the event contrasted with the empty, shallow, and even depressing outcome of it.

Almost always used in regard to Las Vegas.

note: Las Vegas or a Las Vegas venue is many times the unstated subject of this verb.

idioms:

zorpworld or zorp-world: Las Vegas
I lost $1000 in the casinos, spent $500 for a blowjob from a whore from some gnarly whore delivery service, and have a killer hangover. Damn, I got fucking zorped in Vegas this weekend.

He is getting zorped in the casinos right now.

or

The casino is zorping him right now.
zorp by nizorpworld December 9, 2008
the coolest shit on the internet cuh ain’t no quoompcuck fuckin with the zorp!
(Quoompqueers FUCK OFF!!!!!!!)
quoomper: ay yo imma r*pe a baby
zorp 1: ayyy zorps let’s stop this guy
zorp 2: hell yea bruh *zorps*
zorp by ZorpFan36 May 4, 2022