Shorty Red 

Shorty Red is when you saying sombody looks good. They're sexy as hell! Unless you use shorty red for an ugly person, ugly and sexy dont mix.

When this celeb named Eva was little, she had bullies who kept saying she was ugly. So one day she was walking down the street in her 20s, and this guy calls out to her ''SHORTY RED!!'' Eva's friend just happened to come by and told her that meant she looked good. An exciting experience.. I guess

Shorty Red by Doodle B.xxx May 2, 2009

red shorts 

a term for a pleasant young girl whom is wonderful and nice

Lindsay Lohan is red shorts fa show

red shorts by kittytunayay March 16, 2009

Dumber than a short haired red-head 

Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.

Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!

Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.

Dumber than a short haired red-head by Bitch Imsmarterthanyou February 14, 2012

Shortyrez 

Pimpest dorf around. Best cleric evah!

Shortyrez is the bomb.

Shortyrez by Seratonin September 23, 2003

Shortyied 

To get hard done by or "rorted". The most unlucky guy is also known as a "shorty"

"Im stuck at the embassy because someone took my passport, I just got fully shortyied"

Shortyied by Smellard7 August 31, 2018

Redneck Short Bus 

Any kind of truck designed for showing off rather than function. Often driven by rednecks who never completed high school. Doesn't matter if it's a $50K F250 or a $200 1984 Chevy Beater with 30 inch tires, as long as it's driven to look tough with out serving any function and guzzling too much gas.

You're jogging down the road, you turn the corner and jump for the bushes because the Redneck Short Bus clipped the corner and almost hit you.

Redneck Short Bus by hHop October 8, 2013