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truckroll 

The cost of having a technician attend your house or workplace only to reveal that you did not have the device plugged in or the switch in the on position.
The TV was busted but when the repairman came out he discovered the TV was not plugged in. Of course he had to charge me the truckroll.
truckroll by harrison_biscuit March 25, 2009

Truckold 

Portmanteau of truck + cuckold
A needlessly aggressive and inconsiderate driver of a pickup truck, often a recent model crew cab short bed, with a tendency to behave as though they own the road. The vehicles may be stock or modified, with drivers of different backgrounds, but the behavior is the common thread. Common truckold activities include:
- Tailgating (bonus points of the driver in front is already going well above the speed limit)
- Cutting off other drivers
- Installation and use of LED light bars and/or standard high beams with the intent to blind other drivers
- Speeding up to block a pass on a two lane road
- Aggressive behavior towards pedestrians and bicyclists
- Tendency to initiate or exacerbate road rage incidents
Similar to brodozers and has a considerable overlap, but refers to the drivers rather than the trucks themselves.
I'm going 80 in a 65 in the right lane, naturally a truckold is right on my ass...
Truckold by devilish9532 June 17, 2022
A driver who transforms from a regular person into a rude, dangerous roadhog when behind the wheel of a truck.
Did you see that soccer mom cut me off, and then hang out the window to scream at me and give me the finger? What a truckhole! I hope she spilled her latte on her cellphone.
truckhole by Ollie the Dog September 24, 2005

truckold 

When a guy buys a new truck, then his wife gets the truck in a divorce, then a a few months later he sees the ex-wife's new boyfriend driving the truck the guy bought when they were married.
Yo Mike I could have swore I saw your truck the other day, but it was some other dude, did your wife truckold you or something, bro?
truckold by Trashcan Terry February 27, 2021

Truckolded 

When you're trying to pass on a two lane road but can't because they are two trucks side by side going the same speed blocking you.
HAH, check it out. The fag that aggressively passed me is getting truckolded!
Truckolded by M1ntyy June 26, 2021

trucknology 

The study of fire department hook and ladder "truck" company philosophy, theory, applications, and tools. The performance of all significant functions at a structure fire other than scene coordination and water application. Often abbreviated as the LOVERS PLUS functions: laddering and elevated operations, overhaul, ventilation, entry, search and rescue, power supply, lighting, utility and general environmental control and all other special functions. "truck work"
That fire should have been a quick knock-down but failed due to a lack of effective trucknology.
trucknology by Truck-E December 2, 2018