Gargonius 

ADJ-Manly, beastly, awesome


VRB-to totally kick ass, pwn, own

That rollerblader just cut me off, im gonna go gargonius on his ass.

Dude, that guy is so gargonius.

Gargonius by BOBZOR GARGONIUS April 8, 2009

Garmondius 

GOD, SUPREME LEADER, Inventor of the Shop Queue

What else is there to do in life than praise Garmondius

Garmondius by Jim_Phelon July 6, 2021

garganus

A very large ass.

Damn girl you got some major garganus goin on there.

garganus by Senoritasage January 31, 2009

garbonics

Free-form rhythm based music from beats played on ordinary, non-instrumental objects, such as garbage cans.

The popular show Stomp is an example of garbonics.

garbonics by Cailey September 3, 2006

Garfonics 

A derivative of the English language that is typed, text, or spoken without the need for correct spelling or a socially acceptable view towards other races or religion.

When I'm at a party or social function and I feel a fit of expression come on, I use Garfonics because ...why the fuck not??

Garfonics by Jerk Johnson January 27, 2016

gartonism 

To have it out for every person under the age of 25.

Get the boner out of your eye, garton.
Man, that guy is suffering from major gartonism.

gartonism by Brett Mooneyham October 1, 2005

Gargonized

The act of taking over the world, or, at least on a smaller scale, knocking down one's friends a few pegs via political maneuvering, overthrow or some other form of duplicity.

Caesar was gargonized by his best friend, as no amount of tribute paid was enough to guarantee his safe passage across the way...

Gargonized by Risk-Taker August 11, 2008