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raspberries

The red splotches left on the skin after falling to the ground. Like a burn, often coming through pants scraping along the ground. Similar to a skinned knee, though usually not deep enough to draw blood.
The baseball player slid along the dirt, a choice that would probably leave raspberries on his leg.
raspberries by nathan118 February 9, 2009

raspberries

A substitution of a blasphemous word, used when frustrated.
Aww raspberries!
raspberries by Dark Arsonist February 3, 2004

Raspberries and oats 

During intercourse when the woman is on her period, the man or partner vomits at the sight of menstrual blood. Therefore making the illusion of raspberries and oats.
I felt so bad last night bro, it all ended with raspberries and oats if that tells you anything.

raspberries and cream 

When a guy has sex with a girl while she is on her period, ejaculates inside of her, and then eats her out.
Sam: "Ian why aren't you hungry?"
Ian: "I had some of Miranda's raspberries and cream earlier today."

Pussy raspberries

When a badass high roller gives his girl raspberries on her wet pussy.
Yo son, I went to my girls house last night, before we could even get upstairs I had her pants off and was givin her pussy raspberries right on her couch. She said, that's love baby.
Pussy raspberries by DIRTY$$$$ March 21, 2016

Never eat raspberries 

A useful and memorable piece of advice provided by Arnold's grandfather from the Nickelodeon show "Hey Arnold!".
Grandpa: Well, you could skip town. But then you'd have to live the rest of your life in fear, always looking over your shoulder, waiting for... that day. You try reasoning with him? Oh, a moron, eh? Well Arnold, I wish I knew what to tell you. In eighty years I think I've only learned one thing for sure.

Arnold: What's that?

Grandpa: Never eat raspberries.
Grandpa holds his stomach

Grandpa: Gotta go!
Grandpa runs to the bathroom