waffle mugger Share definition Flag (verb) to shove waffles in ones anus. that eat it out with no hands frank and pat did some "waffle mugging" later that day dude, "waffle mugger" is fucked up waffle mugger by faggenspackle December 21, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the waffle mugger mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch