The Wondrous Journey of a Chichen Nugget is a book series written by two random people named Maddie and Erin. It is about a chichen nugget named Billy Bob Joe, who is on a journey with his girlfriend (soon to be wife) and his friend. Their names are Legend and Jake.

Someone: Wanna hang?

Me: No. I'm going to read The Wondrous Journey Of a Chichen Nugget

The Wondrous Journey Of a Chichen Nugget by Someone_Named_Bailey April 18, 2019

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Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

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Hey Scouse Lad, say Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky

Chicken Club Sandwich, Can of Coke and a Kit Kat Chunky by Greg_the_Smeg February 5, 2019

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Chicken Nugger

Chicken Nugger: A small peice of meat that a child begs for; furthermore, parents reject, and refuse to order this item. Chicken Nugget (see also) is a more delicate and popular version of this dish. Related to French Fried and Sweer Potato.

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and French fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging French fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have French fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

Chicken Nugger by Sharkbites August 23, 2017

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