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Sausage Finger

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When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.
“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering

Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
by Dingle123 October 1, 2008
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sausage finger

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an abnormally large finger that resembles a sausage
Ruth: Oh my god he touched me
Ben:Why is that so bad?
Siena: Because he has the SAUSAGE FINGER
round little fingers

DAMMMMMN
by MOTHERFUCKER JONES HALL December 2, 2013
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sausage finger language

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when a fat one attempts to type on the keyboard and has extremely large fingers that carry similar looks to that of sausage links frequently causing typos and misspellings.
I could not understand your post with your sausage finger language.
by l;akjflksdanflkanfl;kdsnflkasd January 22, 2012
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'Noun. A condition that affects the function of your fingers'

Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.
"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"
by lzytxtr October 12, 2018
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An individual with particularly large fat fingers. Those inflicted knock over on average 5 cups of coffee a day, and could spend over a week trying to thread a needle.
Tunde go and get another cloth. Your sausage fingers have knocked my coffee over.

Again.
by Criggy Bar Bar September 17, 2008
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^as above^
Also known as 'well hung' in lesbian circles.
"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
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When someone has really huge fingers. Fingers big enough to use a replacement for one of those foam hands you can buy at a sporting event.
"Hey Dave, throw up those sausage fingers!! We just got a home run!
by bigelo May 10, 2005
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