When one’s fingers are so fat (or large) they routinely hit the wrong buttons on small devices like cell phones or mp3 players. This was made famous in a Simpson’s episode when Homer became so obese; the phone prompted him to order a special “Dialing Wand” in order to make calls.
“I hate these new cell phones; the buttons are so compact I keep sausage fingering”
“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
“Occasionally I’ll get a call from people who have sausage fingered when trying to call up the local pizza place.”
by Dingle123 October 1, 2008
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by MOTHERFUCKER JONES HALL December 2, 2013
Get the sausage finger mug.when a fat one attempts to type on the keyboard and has extremely large fingers that carry similar looks to that of sausage links frequently causing typos and misspellings.
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Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.
Common symptoms include but not limited to: misspelled words via text or email, inability to communicate thoughts completely and carefully. Similar to feeling illiterate.
"omg ugys...i was jsust searching on eth internet and i i lthink i have lazy sausage finger syndrome (LSFS)"
by lzytxtr October 12, 2018
Get the Lazy Sausage Finger Syndrome (LSFS) mug.An individual with particularly large fat fingers. Those inflicted knock over on average 5 cups of coffee a day, and could spend over a week trying to thread a needle.
by Criggy Bar Bar September 17, 2008
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by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
Get the Sausage Fingers mug.When someone has really huge fingers. Fingers big enough to use a replacement for one of those foam hands you can buy at a sporting event.
by bigelo May 10, 2005
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