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Steph Bowl of Curry 

THE GOAT!!!! THE GREATEST BOSTON SPORTS PLAYER EVER!!!!
Did you see Steph Bowl of Curry last night?”
“I did! He dropped 8385920583095 points!!”

Steph Bowl of Curry 

An Instagram meme page, the greatest NBA Player to ever live, better than MJ and LeBron combined
Marvin: “Did you see Steph Bowl of Curry last night?”
Jimmy: “Of course I did! He dropped 50 points!”

Vinny Bowl of Curry 

Did you see Vinny Bowl of Curry?”
“Yeah he’s the best DE in the entire league!!

The Bowling Ball Carry 

The Bowling Ball Carry is an efficient although slippery at times technique allowing one person to carry another without assistance. Similar to the Fireman’s Carry !! The technique is perform by inserting the Pointer Finger into the Genitalia and the Thumb into the Anus , as if you were to attempt to complete the elusive 7 -10 Split. (Note to Reader) the Technique is properly executed when you hear a distinct “Pucker Pop” suction sound.
Commander: Tom!! has the Area been evacuated.!!!

Tom: Almost Sir !! All but Three Ladies Sir !!
Commander: What are to waiting Man.. Time is of the Essence!!
Tom: I’ve been using the Fireman’s Carry Sir and its taking time !!
Commander: Fireman’s Carry why aren’t you using the Bowling Ball Carry Tom
Tom: Ah the Bowling Ball Carry but I was not certified for the Technique

Commander: Tom I will carry them out in One Shot!!
Tom: But Sir I said there were 3 and only you only have 2 Hands.
Commander: Dammit Solider you must improvise then I will wear one as a Hat!!