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bloozle /blu'zlə/

noun. A collection of the best blog posts on certain topics
"The bloozle on new-tech was awesome!"

verb. process of oozling out of worthy blog posts from the heap of blog posts on the web global blog space to reach a common web surfer, usage: ‘bloozle up’
“The techie’s post on Vista bloozled up in 2 hours flat!”

verb. endorse a worthy blog-post to be published on bloozle
"I bloozled the post you made yesterday"

verb. to refer a worthy blog post to a fellow blogger
"I have bloozled you a blog post on Vista"
"The bloozle on new-tech was awesome!"

"The techie’s post on Vista bloozled up in 2 hours flat!"

"I bloozled the post you made yesterday"

"I have bloozled you a blog post on Vista"
bloozle by nikhil_kulkarni August 4, 2008
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When you put a joint in the ass of your partner, and then you suck the smoke out through their mouth.
They end up getting a full-body high.
Your mom's into some freaky shit. She wanted to get high, but only if she could bloozle me.
bloozle by wert loki February 29, 2008
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Post-booze blues.

The depression that hits the day after a heavy night drinking.
I'm not hungover, I just have the blooze.
Blooze by S. FROST July 12, 2018
v. To be in a state of extreme shock, or surprise.
The girl boozled when she found out she won the lottery.
Boozled by pceluvlife October 16, 2018
A blowjob given whilst the recipient is using Google for thoughtful research.

It is considered by some experts to be the greatest example of the Pavlovian reward cycle.
Gentleman 1: Dude, did you know that you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings anymore?

Gentleman 2: You're kidding! How do you know that?

Gentleman 1: It's true! I found out while my girlfriend was Bloogling me last night. Birds eat the rice and their stomach freaking explodes!

Gentleman 2: Hell yeah! Bloogles are the best
Bloogle by Dr. Milo Hutchinson October 6, 2008

Sham-boozled 

When someone is tricked, fooled, conned or swindled. This is an amplification of the act of being shammed.
That crack head sham-boozled me for $98.
Me: I made a bloody bloople today in front of Jessica.
Random Guy: Haha noob.
bloople by Toopid September 30, 2011