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Being cookied may mean that you are temporarily stored with a username/password, etc
cookied by larstait October 29, 2003
adj.
stoned as a result of ingesting cookies containing copious amounts of THC
Dude I had one of your choc' chips this morning, and I was cookied all day!
cookied by colorswirls October 30, 2008
when you are trying your hardest to land a girl and she roasts your ass and puts you in the friend zone
Greg tried to hook up with Samantha, only to find himself getting cookied
cookied by sitonmiface3 October 12, 2015

cookied out 

Being oblivious and overwrought due to the excessive eating of cookies.
I didn't play football with my friends today because i was all cookied out.
cookied out by ryan ainsworth October 9, 2005

Cookied up and cached out 

When your internet browser is acting funky and cannot access certain websites.
User: "I can't log into this website."
IT tech: "Yep, looks like your computer is all cookied up and cached out. No problem, I'll clear it up and you'll be logged in in no time."

Getting Cookied 

When you fall asleep and Cookie hog ties you and wakes you up by paddle spanking you. Then shoved her dildo called Free Willy in your ass.
I fell asleep at my beach house and when i woke up I was Getting Cookied.
Getting Cookied by Brutal Age July 29, 2019