tent'd

when you sit in a lawn chair at camp and because of the bunk legs, the chair collapses leaving you falling backwards into the open door of your tent

hey brah, corey was so curtains on sizzurp at high sierra festival that when he sat in the chair, he got tent'd

by vt spidermonkey August 1, 2008

tent dating

dating a hoe

We're tent dating.

by girldatsa_bootyhole April 19, 2018

tent daddy

A diligent guy who pounds in tent stakes and adjust gui lines even when storm winds are blowing in the middle of the night.

That storm was blowing last night but my reliable tent daddy William kept our shelter from blowing away!

by CuckChairPrime January 31, 2025

Danish Tent Assembly

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.

We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.

by FordLimbo March 14, 2011

I D ten T

Idiot.

Man you are a memebr of the I D ten T fraternity aren't you?

by wellwhaddayaknow October 3, 2008

Dwarf Tent

A tent effect created by an erected penis pushing the duvet upwards at one point.

The Dwarf Tent is created when someone lies down on their back under a duvet and their erected penis lifts the duvet creating a tent like effect.

by DrLemonVimto January 4, 2010

dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.

Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.

by ronaldomoon March 26, 2012