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face blast 

the act of farting while standing, then sitting down-placing your face where your ass just was.
"Oh man! I just face blasted myself!"
face blast by Alexjayna the Gross December 7, 2009

Face Blast 

When you get your face blasted by the wind
Simon "I went out on the bike for a blast"
Kev "What sort off a blast"
Simon "A face blast"
Face Blast by Slee182 April 7, 2009

face blast 

when skiing copios amounts of powder snow its common for the light powder to fly up into the air and blast ones face.
Andrea was skiing a steep powder covered slope while on ski vacation. When returning to the lodge she exclaimed the snow was so deep I had multiple face blasts.
face blast by powderskiutah March 12, 2011

Email face blast 

In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.
Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.

Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.

Cock Blast to the Face

When jerking off the sperm is ejactulated in your parteners face
Hey my face hurts, i got a cock blast to the face... OU!!!

the blue-face blastoff 

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“I guess you can use anything. I mean you can use an iPhone charger, shoelace, a necktie, a jump rope.”
He decided to do the blue-face blastoff and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.