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fatletic 

A very large person that is curiuosly athletic. Often a professional athlete.
CC Sabathia may be big but he is totally fatletic.
fatletic by FunMom May 9, 2011

fathletic 

Someone who is extremely large but holds the athletic ability of Derek Jeter.
Dean: "Holy cow chunk is fat as shit"

Monica: "yea but sure is fathletic"
fathletic by DeanBraim July 13, 2011

Fatletic 

Did you see that fat guy playing ball? Yeah he is fatletic.
Fatletic by Dutch70 March 25, 2011

f-athetic 

Continuing the highly commendable tradition of other 'f truncations', such as f-ilarious and f-unlucky, 'f-athetic' is generally used as an adjective, or as an adverb 'f-athetically'. It can be used by itself as a cutting insult or as an expression of extreme annoyance.
It is of course an amalgamation of the words 'fucking' and 'pathetic', used when time and utter condemnation is of the essence.
'F-athetic' ought to be reserved for instances where the utmost scorn must be poured on whoever or whatever has been singled out for this most harsh of criticisms.
1. The Clifton has been turned into a trendy wine-bar? F-athetic.

2. NME would do ANYTHING, literally ANYTHING, for an exclusive interview with Franz Ferdinand. It's absolutely f-athetic.

3. Political correctness is destroying this country, you just can't speak your mind anymore. It's f-athetic.

4. The 'gang wars' of the UK Garage scene (for reference see Stay Locked On), are f-athetic.
f-athetic by Boxman August 30, 2005
Combination of "Fucking" and "Pathetic"

coined by OcpCommunications youtube channel.
"Grudge Match" is a futhetic movie .

-Mike OcpCommunications.
Futhetic by Old Devil Moon February 14, 2014

Fathletic 

A person who looks out of shape and looks like an obese sumo, but can still out run, lift and out play you in sports.
Ray:“ Man, Roy Nelson needs to lose some pounds, he looks like a White sumo.”
Tom:” nah, he can still kick ass. He’s fathletic .”
Fathletic by Yfromdasix0522 July 28, 2018