lap it 

To sit on another person's lap during a car ride, boat ride, plane ride, etc.

I had to lap it in Jimmy's car all the way from California to Texas.

lap it by MJ Gonzales April 29, 2008

Lap it up 

When there is not enough seats in a car so you have to sit on someone’s lap

There is not enough seats so y’all have to lap it up

Lap it up by Emogen7608 January 8, 2023

if it fell on my lap

A person who you wouldn't put effort into pursing, but if they aggressively pursued you you'd be down.

Hey what do you think of them? Uh, I mean if it fell on my lap.

if it fell on my lap by CaptainConfusion November 27, 2025

Lap Itch 

Implied perception given when you are trying to covertly/secrety text message with your phone hidden in your lap, or under a table and are doing SUCH a crappy job it is very noticable by EVERYONE you are trying to hide it from.

When you catch someone horribly failing to hide they fact they are trying to text message under the table, you should say: "Hey, you should get some cream for that lap itch!"

Lap Itch by Grenex December 27, 2009

lapitoferus 

A word for words that don’t have a meaning

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Is a lapitoferus.

lapitoferus by Bobby downer jr. III March 16, 2019

lapitootle 

Hilariously funny. Makes anyone how stuck-up they are. Derives from loopy

The whole bus laughed at that boys lapitootle attitude.

lapitootle by Ampoloney June 11, 2009

lapitxa 

A sweet noun used to refer to someone, usually your significant other, because he/she loves cuddling/hugging and is always wanting to do it. Usually a synonym of clingy.

Oh, baby, I love you but sometimes you are such a lapitxa that I can't even work properly!

lapitxa by Lapitxa victim December 12, 2017