A rare majestic ginger unicorn. When women set eyes on a Ryan Littlejohn they freeze like a deer in the headlights as they watch this majestic creature cross their path.
A kind funny person that makes everyone laugh. hes the sort of person you are drawn to because hes so lovely to be around. hes the light of my life. hes got this gorgeous smile and handsome hair. hes rlly hot. i love him so much
A sexual technique in which two men, one lying on his stomach and one lying on his back, face opposite directions, as earthworms do when they mate. They then sodomize each other at the same time, being careful not to squish each other's testicles. Named after Littleton because it was the preferred sexual position of Columbine killers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
A small town in northern NH, where there's not much to do. The biggest news is who's dating who. People here can't get enough of other peoples business. There's a lot of great people, but you KNOW all of the people. Main street is pretty chill, lots of weird stores. Fun little park, but druggies scare kids away. Schools are meh, nothing great. Lots of shit goes down making it interesting. I recommend visiting, but not for more than a week.
Me: "Hey, you coming down to the park later?"
Friend: "Naww. its a soul sucking place to be."
Me: "I can't wait to get out of Littleton, NH..."
An extremely small town that is a like a black hole. Once you enter you're trapped there for life. Its filled with stuck up girls and hick boys who like to over use the phrase "git-r-done" . The only thing going on in Littleton is kn owing who's getting pregnant or going to jail. Word of advice get now while you still have a chance for survival.
A very attractive young woman with a very playfull personality, who's body type is slender with perfect curves. When held Littleone fits perfectly in your arms and under your chin like matching puzzle pieces. Littleone also has a voice so sweet that it is near impossible not to be aroused sexually when heard. To be referred to as Littleone she must also have a shining smile that can brighten a whole room instantly. Littleones also have a distain for vulgar men, the term 'ointment', and of course bananas.
Him - "Hey, come over here and gimme a hug"
Her - "I'm super busy right now!"
Him - "Oh, c'mon, Littleone. It'll only take a sec."