John Stockton

Opposite of a cock block. When you pass a potential hook-up-girl to your friend. AKA "make an assist".

Jonk: this chick wants me but you havn't gotten ass in a while. I'll give you a john stockton.
Labe: thanks brah

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1. The best point guard in the history of professional basketball; leads the league in assists and steals
2. To have tight short-shorts

1. Not Magic nor Jordan have more steals and assists than Stockon
2. Dude did u steal those shorts from the girls' locker room or John Stockon?

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