NNAP 

Nigga Need a puff.
(When in need of weed.)

NNAP after a hard day at work.

NNAP by 4204lyfe April 18, 2008

NNAP 

Never Ninety Always Poor.

Holy shit this kid is bad. He's either retarded or 9 years old. Regardless, definitely a NNAP.

NNAP by bigbird5000 January 15, 2024

fap 'n' nap 

The act of a person masturbating and then going to sleep.

Person 1: hey man, whatcha doin?
Person 2: I'm tired. I think i'm gonna go fap 'n' nap

fap 'n' nap by Rice Menshorts April 22, 2011

Fap'n'nap 

When you wank your dick so hard that when you finally squirt your sperm everywhere your so tired that you decide to take a quick nap.

Make sure you clean yourself up before you take the nap or do it in a private area, otherwise someone may walk in and find you completely naked with a flaccid red dick and your stomach covered in sperm.

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP *exstatic moan of pleasure*

Nap Time
Awaken to your parent's voices:

Mum: I think our son had a wetdream
Dad: Naaahh look how raw his dick his, he probably had a wild wank and was so tired afterwards he fell asleep.
Mum: Ahhhhh a Fap'n'Nap
Dad: Thats right

Fap'n'nap by Callum6969 May 15, 2009

jack n' nap 

To jack off only to be followed by a nice relaxing nap, for a euphoric sensation.

Yeah, I came home yesterday pretty beat, so I just jack n' napped it off.

jack n' nap by Alex "Waffles" Baranov December 9, 2008

wack 'n nap 

A jack-off session followed by a nap; typically done right after a long day of work. A person engaged in a wack ‘n nap typically is so spent after ejaculation that they do not even have the energy to pull their pants back up before falling asleep. At this point a nap will commence and the participant often goes to sleep with their dick in their hand waking up some indeterminate of time later in a surprised state as there is still a mess to be cleaned up.

Man, this was the week that would never end. Before going out on Friday night I had a quick wack 'n nap to recharge my batteries before heading out for the night.

wack 'n nap by mducrane April 27, 2012

Puke 'N Nap 

When you are eating a meal, and ingest enough food to feed a small village and you feel like your insides are going to explode. The only thing that would make you feel better is to throw up and go into a food coma.

I just ate a shit-ton of food. I could really go for a good old Puke 'N Nap.

Puke 'N Nap by ajacks417 July 26, 2014