gangstabait 

gangstabait
An attractive or hot girl/women/milfs who you'd like to bang. But if you get caught banging her you'll be in some gangsta trouble, so she's the bait that lures you into gangsta situations. They tend to be the girls that gangstas go for or have as girlfriends, trophywives and escorts.
They tend to be dressed in brand name clothing, use fake lashes, have styled and dyed hair and use a lot of makeup.

They can be mot not necessarily be dramaqueens, golddiggers, trophywives.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you see the girl that just walked by, she was eyin us down!
Guy #2: Yeah definitely gangstabait, too hot for me!

Guy #1:Hows the club tonight?
Guy #2: Packed with GBs.

Oh man you see that guy over there with all the gangstabaits?

gangstabait by dustin | recoil April 5, 2008

Gangstanaut

Originally created to define someone who is not 'gangsta'. Rotating these words started the phrase 'Gangsta, Not' which sounded very similar to 'astronaut'. Hence, Gangstanaut was created to define a fake thug or someone who thinks they are 'gangsta' - but are obviously NOT.

"Hey Jim, look at that Gangstanaut over there making empty threats to people and pretending he is thug-life."

"Wow Jerry, you're right. He's relatively small too, he must be on some kind of surreal powertrip that he relies on to justify his existence."

"Yeah, that's really sad. Pathetic even. We should really make a rap song about being a Gangstanaut and email it back and forth!"

Gangstanaut: Originally created to define someone who is not 'gangsta'. Rotating these words started the phrase 'Gangsta, Not' which sounded very similar to 'astronaut'. Hence, Gangstanaut was created to define a fake thug or someone who thinks they are 'gangsta' - but are obviously NOT.

Gangstanaut by ChappedCheerio June 25, 2008

gangstawhitis 

Gangstawhitis is a rare syndrome in which a white person from the suburbs truly believes he is a G from the hood. Its is believed that this is caused by a genetic anomaly, in which a G chromosome is added to the X and Y chromosomes during conception. For a male, the genetic makeup consists of XY-G. For a female, the genetic makeup consists of XX-G.

Scientists are still uncertain about the causes behind the anomaly. Some believe it is caused by an overdose of Jerry Springer and bonbons while the fetus is developing in the womb.

Other scientists feel it is caused when the developing fetus comes into close contact with too many large gold-plated chains, in combination with too much twerking by the pregnant mother.

Other symptoms of Gangstawhitis include:
Calling him/herself a "pretty mother fucker".
Thinking he has stacks of cash, when he's only holding $16 plus change.
Often seen pimping a white fedora, or a flatbill cocked to the side.
Typically wears long blonde hair in a ponytail fashion.
Automatically sticks out tongue when being photographed; it baffles scientists that a camera triggers the immediate tongue action.
Throws gang signs that hold absolutely no meaning.

Currently, no cures have been developed for this disease. Some have been able to receive therapy through intense suburban treatment centers in Kansas and Oklahoma. One center forces subjects to listen to country music for 48 hours straight.

"Dude, did you see Travis last night? He has a severe case of Gangstawhitis!"

"Hey Chris, I think we need to get Travis some help for his Gangstawhitis disorder."

gangstawhitis by hotmessjess November 23, 2013

gangstamail 

gmail

"Email my gangstamail account."

gangstamail by Henri Poody October 4, 2013

Ganstabating

The self pleasure of a thug. Also known as a person that is consistently late.

Dirty D's still not here he must be Ganstabating again.

Ganstabating by Ej22t_hybrid February 18, 2010

Gangstaitis 

a disease someone gets when they have unprotected sex with a cat

Person 1- Yo bro did you hear about Robbie i heard he got gangstaitis?
Person 2- What is gangstaitis?
Person 1- It means he fucked that cat raw no cap!
Person 2- Ewwww that is so gross i would never get gangstaitis.

Gangstaitis by sablefarts June 3, 2021

gangstacita 

a gangsta chick mac momma who got mad skillz

Sam is the best gangstacita ever!!!!!

gangstacita by joejanko September 8, 2007