shour 

A shower that lasts an extended amount of time, usually greater than an hour.

Jessica was going to shower; however, it was cold enough in her bathroom that she decided to have a shour instead.

shour by java monster February 25, 2008

Shour 

Pronounced like "shower" - When an inordinate length of time is taken in the shower (usually implies the culprit uses the time to masturbate, space out, or otherwise make non-essential use of the time spent)

"Have you seen Jimmy?"

"Yeah he's taking a shour" (taps watch face, followed by lewd gesture to clarify)

Shour by dadmin86 January 24, 2021

Happy Shour 

Consuming an adult beverage while showering.

Actual time of day and number of participants has no influence. A Happy Shour can occur anytime with a wide variety of cocktails from mimosas to whiskey shots. If your local watering hole has a "2-4-1" happy hour, then double fisting may apply, or even quite possibly an "All Day Happy Shour"

It's been a long week. I'm going to Happy Shour.

It's beer:30, but I need to clean myself up. Care to join me for Happy Shour?

Never miss Happy Hour because you need to freshen up. Simply, Happy Shour!

Happy Shour by Badallan September 11, 2016

Bobby Shmurda 

Bobby Shmurda is a mystical being who can throw light-weight objects (such as a hat) in the air and they never come back down.

Person 1: Damn how did that hat get so high
Person 2: Bobby Shmurda must have throw it

Bobby Shmurda by BannanaSavage November 16, 2018

Bobby Shmurda's Hat 

Bobby Shmurda's Hat refers to the grey and blue New York Knicks hat worn by American rapper and recording artist Bobby Shmurda in the music video for his song "Hot N*gga." In the video, Shmurda removes the hat and tosses it over his shoulder and out of the frame. The move inspired a series of memes that joke about what happened to the hat.

Bobby Shmurda: throws his hat

Bobby Shmurda's hat: 😶

Wait! Where did his hat go?

Bobby Shmurda's Hat by andreishawty February 24, 2021

Shnurp 

When someone accidentally sneezes while kissing another person and ends up by some possible chance, shooting boogers up their nose. It's a gross sight to witness.

Girl 1: ''I messed up on our Tinder date last night with this guy.''
Girl 2: ''What happened?''
Girl 1: ''I accidentally Shnurped when we were kissing and now he won't talk to me anymore :(''

Shnurp by MetaZephere November 10, 2018

Shmurder 

When a nigga commits a murder in silence, hence the prefix "sh...".

My trigga nigga shmurdered Tyrone so good that even the police think it be an accident.

Shmurder by Lifs May 17, 2022