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cotton swab 

a word used to acknowledge when you or someone else knowinly say a sexual slur or pun
dude you think she will come out and play with us........ cotton swab
cotton swab by TAF119 March 16, 2009

Cotton Swab 

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.
"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"
Cotton Swab by ZORG April 5, 2015

cotton swab dick chick 

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.
Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

Milwaukee Cotton Swab 

When a person takes poop in both hands and claps in into both ears of another person
Dave gave me a Milwaukee Cotton Swab last night and now I can’t hear because of all the poop in my ears, it was pretty hot tho