Someone who posts lengthy essays on someone else's miserable
status, giving them
deep, personal information that all of their facebook
friends can see. It's quite cheesy.
Some
Kid: Wow, my life is over. I CAN'T believe this is happening to me...how did things get this way?
Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah
blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah
will come true.
Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?