narmonster 

a vagina with teeth

look at her narmonster!

narmonster by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003

Neakmonster 

Like this is the nastiest freakiest bitch you’ll ever meet like suck your dick through your asshole freak and make you feel it in your bellybutton

“Bro she sucked me up after i I did a five hour session in the studio in the same PSD boxers I had on yesterday”

“Damn she a neakmonster fr”

Neakmonster by Gitwicey May 10, 2023

Janne Warmonster

The Janne Warmonster is Finlands answer to the Lock Ness Monster of Scotland. This myphical being is said to be able to play awesome keyboards, and lurks in the Baltic Sea.

"I was fishing one day off the coast of Finland, and I started to feel a tug on my fishing line. All of a sudden this Janne Warmonster and the Uberweilding Demonic Laiho Creature rose from the water. There was a song being played distantly that sounded like Kissing the Shadows. This is the last thing I remember." - Skog Forsell (Finnish Resident)

Janne Warmonster by Turbo86 June 29, 2006

nogmonster 

a term used when describing an unbelievable (and usually unnecessarily loud) moron who wears white sunglasses and a livestrong bracelet and hangs out at the pool all day with his girlfriend drinking coors light or some other variation of beer one can buy in large quantities of aluminum cans.

"nogmonster" is an elevated version of the term "douchenogger" which defines the same kind of person.

nogmonster would describe a douchenogger who's way WAY over-the-top obnoxious.

holy shit, that guy over there who i just called a douchenogger has now graduated to nogmonster because he just jumped in the pool with his girlfriend's extra swimsuit top on. let's get out of here.

nogmonster by Befera August 5, 2011