nogmonster 

a term used when describing an unbelievable (and usually unnecessarily loud) moron who wears white sunglasses and a livestrong bracelet and hangs out at the pool all day with his girlfriend drinking coors light or some other variation of beer one can buy in large quantities of aluminum cans.

"nogmonster" is an elevated version of the term "douchenogger" which defines the same kind of person.

nogmonster would describe a douchenogger who's way WAY over-the-top obnoxious.

holy shit, that guy over there who i just called a douchenogger has now graduated to nogmonster because he just jumped in the pool with his girlfriend's extra swimsuit top on. let's get out of here.

nogmonster by Befera August 5, 2011

negamonster 

A Choleric - Melancholy, usually male in their early to late twenties, often beyond that with maximal pessimism, with high intensities of all the outstanding choleric and melancholy traits, which isn't very common for that temperament set, as extreme pessimism would be more associated and limited to the temperament set Mel-Chlor. A negamonster has nothing good to say about anything or anyone, and will twist anything completely positive that isn't bastardized into something completely negative. When one is like this, you know something demonic is going on. BTW, Christianity is far from the only faith that recognizes not only the existence of them, but how maximally evil they are. Even some if not many Buddhists, Gnostics and Occultists may recognize their role on the planet.

Great, that negamonster is approaching us to discourage us of the things we are thinking about majoring in at our college!

negamonster by Jay Leo July 6, 2014

bogmonster 

A member of the one of the British Ministry of Defence's covert special ops units, apparently originally named after their service in the 'Bogside' area of Derry, Northern Ireland during the troubles there. Known to have seen service in the middle east, Iraq and Afghanistan.

Reputed to have used baseball bats and swords & hammers during close quarter attacks to remove hard core IRA units rather than using firearms and having a reputation even amongst IRA units as ultra-violent with no apparent chain of command.

"There's monsters(bogmonsters) loose on the Bog(side) tonight"

bogmonster by Droopy_Bollocks May 14, 2014

narmonster 

a vagina with teeth

look at her narmonster!

narmonster by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003

noonster

To rendezvouz with one's lover during lunch hour, esp. for knocking boots.

Hey, baby, I wrap up the meeting for the McGillicuddy account at 11:45. What say we get together for a noonster to celebrate?

noonster by Notejodo August 23, 2011