fooatch

The word is the combination of two other slang words,foo and beotch, the word is used when describing (usually a male) an individual who is acting like a fool and a bitch at the same time.

Hey Dave! Don't be a fooatch!

fooatch by Fooatch January 2, 2008

footcheck 

defined as the initial act of scoping out your restroom-stall choices. a person causally glances down at floor level, hoping to avoid an embarrassing and unwarranted entry into an occupied latrine.

"man, why don't people lock the stalls? i did a footcheck and thought it was empty, but when i opened the stall, i saw some guy in mid-wipe."

footcheck by oopspoops August 8, 2007

Floatch 

the foaming layer of butt hole burning ass piss that lurks above a large quantity of Diarrhea

OMG I JUST CLEANED GAVINS FLOATCH THE TOILET BOWL

Floatch by KATTHESHITCERVO December 6, 2010

footching 

To alleviate an itch of the foot by rubbing it with the other foot.
Most often done in bed.

I woke up this morning and had a MASSSIVE footching session. The best way to start the day.

footching by MarishConners July 31, 2012

footch 

Meaning fucking mooch
or faggot who mooches

Sarah: have you seen dan lately?
Mark: yeah, he was being a footch this morning.

footch by danthemaneight September 14, 2011

footched 

The act of touching with feet. Usually used in a sexual context. *playing footsies*

She footched my vagina!

footched by Marie Connors February 11, 2018

footchila

an interjection meaning smelly! gross! and "aww god that was disgusting!"

FOOTCHILA! That fart was disgusting!

footchila by azzle frazzle February 20, 2005