deskbount 

Like deskbound, only mipsslept by a cnut.

Learn to spell, you deskbound twunt.

deskbount by TV Spunk January 30, 2003

deskbound 

The literal and spiritual condition of the modern office-working serf. The atomistic tedium of their occupation is sometimes balanced by an attempt at ersatz social interaction through eclectic Internet mailing lists.

deskbound cnuts of the world sneer yawnfully into your cup-o-soup.

deskbound by Nick Mailer January 30, 2003

deskbounce 

A deskbounce refers to a sort of teaser or recording of unproduced and untouched audio that would be used in the published song but just it's stripped origins.

Coined by Wilbur Soot referring to his new EP that hasn't been released yet. (11/10/2021 dd/mm/yyyy)

"Do y'all want a deskbounce of our upcoming EP?" random band singer.

deskbounce by kadeblue October 11, 2021

mad diskountz 

A discount applied for local residents on a certain product.

Andrew: Hey Samuel, do local residents of Kangroo Island get a cheaper fair on the Sea Link Ferry?
Samuel: Yes Andrew. They get mad diskountz.

mad diskountz by croissantpig April 24, 2019