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Swoffording 

Belittling a person just because they have different likes/beliefs than you.
1st Person: "Dude, you like gouda cheese?? You are such a FAG!!"

2nd Person: "Man, you've got to stop swoffording me. I'm getting a complex."
Swoffording by Gritty Banger December 29, 2007
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swinfording 

not taking a shower for multiple of days
bro ive been swinfording for like 2 weeks
swinfording by young wild nigga January 26, 2012

Woffording

Gerund of the verb "to Wofford." The act of publicly drinking or working with others in academic environment.

Oftentimes, hosting office hours or writing an essay while at a bar are referred to as Woffording in the American political science, international relations, and public policy community, particularly in the graduate student community. The etymology of this word derives from actions frequently taken by Professor Claire Wofford of the College of Charleston, but usage has spread nationally to graduate schools from coast to coast.
She rescheduled her office hours to 3 PM, hosting them in the on-campus bar where she would be Woffording, and offering her students to come join her if they had any questions about course material.
Woffording by Spegasparce December 7, 2019

Woffording

The act of getting unnaturally non-sexually close to someone of the same sex
Stop Woffording me right now!

Spoffording 

When someone gives you fake compliments. They mean well, but you know that they aren't true.
Coach: Great work everybody! I like what I see!
Friend 1: He's Spoffording us
Friend 2: IKR
Spoffording by McZugget March 16, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026