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Wal-Mart fan

A fan of a college or university who has never attended the institution.
The majority of Wal-mart fan's are UNC fans, Ohio State fans, Duke fans, Michigan fans, Notre Dame fans, and the majority of fans of any big name school.

REAL FAN: Did you watch the Duke football game yesterday?

DUKE BASKETBALL WAL-MART FAN: No, I don't really like college football. I would rather watch the NFL.
Wal-Mart fan by b4c December 28, 2007
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Wal-Mart UT Fan 

Any person who poses as a Univerity of Texas Longhorn fan by wearing a recently bought jersey, shirt, fleece, hat, or any other sort of university apperal from a Wal-Mart store. This person usually has absolutely no affiliation with the Unviersity or even the city of Austin, but just wants to fit in by wearing winning colors at a cheap price.
Brian: Hey, you want to go watch the Alabama/UT game tonight?

Anthony: Thats cool, but I dont want to go to a bar and have to sit around and listen to all those Wal-Mart UT fans screaming and yelling for nothing!
Wal-Mart UT Fan by Red Raider Fan January 7, 2010

Walmart fan 

A fan of a university's sports team who never actually attended the university. Oftentimes said individual bought one of their t-shirts at Walmart and declared themself a fan.
"Did that guy even go to UNC?". "No of course not, he is a Walmart fan like 90% of their fans".

Walmart Heel fan 

A University of North Carolina fan whom one would expect to root for North Carolina State University based on social class and decorum.
Did you see that Walmart Heel fan drive his John Deere tractor into the bass fishing pond?
Walmart Heel fan by Mike Hogwood December 29, 2007