Deeds 

Slang for 'sex'
In reference to 'The dirty deed'.
The word 'deed' can also be used as a prefix in the same context.

"I got deeds last night"
"I just deeded your mother"
"I think they're deeding upstairs"

Deeds by Caynus June 25, 2005

deeds 

Is an abbreviation of indeeds

Q: "Hey man you seen that new movie?"
A: "deeds"

deeds by Edward Austin January 29, 2003

Deeds Hole 

When someone instead of penetrating an already existing hole on a person, chooses to create their own hole using one's penis. A Deeds hole can occur anywhere even intersecting with an already existing orifice.

Alternate spellings include: Deed's hole Deedshole & Deeds-hole

She wouldn't let me put in anywhere so after she fell asleep I put a Deeds hole in the side of her leg.

Deeds Hole by Tvo/Dewweck October 15, 2009

Deeds Drag 

What happens when you nominate someone like Creigh Deeds to represent the top of your ticket, and all he does is pull down the vote totals of better qualified candidates.

Woman: I can't believe Chuck Caputo lost! He's such a great guy!

Man: It's all because of the fuckin Deeds Drag!

Deeds Drag by VA Democrat November 8, 2009

Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap

used by the president of the United States Of America Funny Valentine, it is the one of the most op stands in the entire series.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap
1: best villain is Valentine
2: fuck no its Kira not that fuckin inter dimensional communist
1: you say that because you also wanna fuck hands

Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap by Midly entertaining August 23, 2020

nevo deeds 

Regional slang in some parts of the north west of england.
Based on a person that never got any sex but has since become a general expression.

Nevo meaning never.
Deeds meaning sexual acts.

Thus never acquiring sex (not even blow jaigz)

Example 1:
Guy 1: how was clubs last night, did ya bag any piaar slags?
Guy 2: well...hmmm
Guy 1: what happened, nevo-deedz?

Example 2:

Don't wear that, that shirt = nevo deeds!

nevo deeds by Mr. Favo.P.Feiuukyn May 13, 2011

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap 

1. AC/DC song

2. The stand from Jojo's bizarre adventure part 7

3. the act of sucking one's dick for a dollar

Funny Valentine: D4C
You, not a jojo fan: what
Funny Valentine: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap by FireFlareion January 27, 2021