handwake 

Masturbation or manual sexual stimulation on another person in the morning upon waking up.

John did a handwake to help him wake up in time for class.

or

Jane did a handwake on John this morning in bed.

handwake by S.Beach December 21, 2007

handfake hug 

a greeting where you reach out a hand for a shake, and then instead go in for the real deal heart to heart hug

"I dont know why Drew always reaches out for a handshake , cuz i know he's always gonna pull a handfake hug on me"

handfake hug by Gaiachild October 18, 2013

Handcake 

A fail in which a sexually retarded man asks if his girlfriend would like to be hand cuffed. This is caused by a blood rush to areas that are not his brain and somehow splurts out handcake instead of handcuffs.

This totally kills the mood. Don't do this.

Man- "This is hot. Now all we need is some handcakes"

Woman-Excuse me?

Man-"uhm... handcaks?"

Woman- *smacks and leaves*

Man- "I'd like some pancakes right about now..."

Handcake by handcakeman May 6, 2009

handwavey 

1. iffy, not entirely sure
2. unclear

The science on that is a little handwavey

handwavey by robinsgirlfriend September 29, 2017

handcake 

A cell phone that isnt a candy bar or flip type, to name two of the most cell popular styles; usually refers to a Blackberry or similarly shaped device like some of the newer PDA's.

Dude#1: Yo, is that your handcake vibe-in'? Its so slim, I didnt you was packin'.My flip is slim, but the battery fades fast and I miss out on sum lovin sumtimes....
Dude#2: Si, mi compadre. Mi holla-back is en fuego for da hot-n-sweaty. I dont need to carry multiple devices wit dis one. I can talk, text, surf and email, so my girls can get ahold of me any way that want.
Hottie#1: Say, is that a handcake in your pocket? Lets bump hips and I'll text us both for sum vibe pleasures.

Me: I was the one who started lesbohemian and some asshole stole it and put his name on it. Blow me, copycat prick.

handcake by cosmokid January 11, 2008