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Bit of an issue
Fred: Oh, guys, my locker wont open.
Louise: Mate! That is a bissue!
Fred: It's not a bissue... It's a real issue!
Bissue by Ne/\/\O January 19, 2010

bissies  

of liverpool united kingdom origin

used as slang for policeman in liverpool uk plural, bissie is singular. ie pigs, plod , bacon bobbies. fuzz.

often see bouncing round liverpool city centre like there fucking rocky , until a bit of trouble starts then they leg it off in pretending there has been a rape.

also patrol mid day when all the old ladies are about but as soon as it turns dark they disappear like the fat shithouses that they are.

often used by younger generation of
people.
john: 'hey lad those's bissies are chasing us for fuck all'.

lennon:'well lets be fair we did firebomb the mosque , kick an imam in the bollocks and set fire to Nasser Hussein'.

john:'exactly lad wtf is up'

lennon:'its political correctness gone mad if you ask me'.
bissies by sovereign the killer December 24, 2008
A bissue is a beer in place of a tissue in the event where normally a tissue would be handed to someone to calm their nerves.
Guy1: *sob* My girlfriend just broke up with me
Guy2: Here, have a bissue for that issue.
bissue by rayfee September 9, 2009
Bisshes is a way to say yay
BISSHES
Bisshes by Abcde12 November 11, 2020

Blissues 

“Yo he can’t afford his diabetic test stripes”

Yeah but he drives a Mercedes... he got blissues.”
Blissues by Tictaki01 June 28, 2018
1. Bissue, is a portmanteau of Big and Issue. Pertaining to the Big Issue vendors, they're collectively known as 'Bissues'.

2. Spoken when a bissue vendor is asking passers-by whether they would like to purchase a copy of the Big Issue.
1. I was in town today, and there was a bissue on the corner near the bank.

2. "Bissue, love?" (When asking a woman if she would like to buy a Big Issue.
bissue by King Bish March 24, 2008