stick pole

Urban Mormon slang for hand job, a throwback to their pioneer roots.

Where is Jen?
I don't know, she and Jim probably left church early to go play a quick game of stick pole.

stick pole by Alcamus November 26, 2007

to stick the concrete to the pole 

To brag about doing something and subsequently failing to do it, mostly when the task is very easy.
-When internet entertainer tried to stick a chair to a pole in a game and only managed to shoot the concrete under the chair.

Guy 1: "Watch me jump that fence." (he tried and failed)

Guy2: " Way to stick the concrete to the pole, jackass."

to stick the concrete to the pole by Thanatophagous July 20, 2010

Sticky Love Pole 

A Love Pole Which Is A Dick That Is Sticky From Have A Orgasmic Discharge There Fore It Is A Sticky Love Pole Girls Can Suck The Stickyness Off It If They Wish Too

God Last Night I Was Sucking A Guy And They Had A Very Sticky Love Pole It Was So Sticky That It Stuck The Stickyness To A Stick

Sticky Love Pole by bummyass August 12, 2006

Stuck To A Pole 

The title and or phrase "Stuck To A Pole.” is a phrase commonly for pole dancing & going out with different men in an odd love triangle. The phrase is also used in the popular media show; “Total Drama Island.”

SCENARIO ONE
P1: Man, she’s got so many men watching her move it’s unreal..
P2: Yeah, she’s definetly stuck to a pole.

Stuck To A Pole by creamix0 August 8, 2023

stackpole

Form of penis-breast intercourse, aka "tittyfucking," in which the male's ass is above the female's face, thrusting downward.

"Ian got bored with the regular tittyfucking, so he turned around and gave her the stackpole."

stackpole by TCF January 12, 2006

stackpole strongarm 

When recieving subpar fellatio, you sweeten the deal by punching her in the stomach, in theory making said mediocre blow job better (we're not sure how; ask Stackpole).

Q: Donkey punch? Yeah, that's when a chick's giving you head and you punch her the stomach, right?
A: No, that's a Stackpole Strongarm.

stackpole strongarm by Stackpole April 23, 2005

stackpole strongarm 

a mixed drink:
blue raspberry vodka
pineapple juice
Bacardi 151

That gay Hawaiian can't carry a rifle, but he sure can make a swell Stackpole Strongarm.

stackpole strongarm by the Mexican April 23, 2005