perihelion 

The point during its orbit when a celestial body is closest to its star

When earth is closest to the sun in its eliptical orbit

perihelion by Andrew scrivner April 28, 2005

perihelion 

The point during the orbit of a celestial body at which it is nearest its star. Typically this term is used only for planets, moons, and other similar bodies.

Whenever the Earth is at perihelion, the local pagans hold a festival.

perihelion by Arthur James Sloan September 19, 2003

parhelion 

Someone that everyone hates.

"Gawd i hates that parhelion"

parhelion by United Nations Definitions May 16, 2004

The Perihellion 

The Perihellion either Fucking somebody whilst Water Boarding them, or being Fucked whilst being Water Boarded, if you don't know what Water Boarding is because you're not a Terrorist, or Fucking is because you're an Incel, or what an Incel is , I'm sure this site will have great Definitions for them both!

The Perihellion: Dude i got smashed on speed last night and completely Perihellioned this bitch all night! Then I thought fuck it, I let her Perihellion me! and I fucking loved it!

The Perihellion by Robby O'licious Bacon April 17, 2021

perinelingus

placing a mouth on the perineum.

David has a blackbelt in nippilingus, analingus and perinelingus but has been celibate for years. What a waist.

perinelingus by saavy chimp October 25, 2025