by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003
Get the Turdmug. by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 07, 2007
Get the Turdmug. My cat did a turd.
by Somerandomguy October 27, 2018
Get the Turdmug. 1. A piece of excrement coming from the anal area, which can be shaped in the form a tube, log, curvy tube, or squigly tube.
2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress.
3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.
2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress.
3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.
1. Person 1 : Dude I just dropped a deuce on my neighbors yard and in the toilet.
Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd!
2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face?
Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?
Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face! You turd!
Mordecai : Your a turd!
Rigby : No, your a turd!
Mordecai : Your the turd!
Both : *Struggle and fight*
Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can aalll be turds.
3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.
Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd!
2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face?
Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?
Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face! You turd!
Mordecai : Your a turd!
Rigby : No, your a turd!
Mordecai : Your the turd!
Both : *Struggle and fight*
Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can aalll be turds.
3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.
by Zankatsu March 13, 2011
Get the Turdmug. Turd, n.
1. A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour.
Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty.
T UR D --> D UR T
2. A short form of the word "bastard".
The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "retard", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd".
1. A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour.
Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty.
T UR D --> D UR T
2. A short form of the word "bastard".
The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "retard", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd".
1. Look! A fresh, steaming turd!
"...an excellent party, Geoffery, but there's a giant turd in the punch bowl."
2. You are a 'tarded 'turd.
You stupid 'turd! Your mother is a whore!
"...an excellent party, Geoffery, but there's a giant turd in the punch bowl."
2. You are a 'tarded 'turd.
You stupid 'turd! Your mother is a whore!
by JonMaker September 02, 2004
Get the Turdmug. 1.Person that apparently originated in the 1900s
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd
2.Person who has impregnated 2 baby mamas and gained 2 kids.
3.Person who has never got a college degree and owes undisclosed amount of loan money.
4.Pays child support and alimony to ex wives.
5.Person prefers to date underage or female in teens to suffice their urge of young women.
6.Person switches team every so often.
7.Person has defiled 3rd world countries.
8.Todd=Toad=T.O. Double Ds=Turd
O.M.G Turd (a 42 year old irish/mex dude) is dating a 25 year old girl who's suffering from early life crisis.
Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world.
We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk.
Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012.
Turd claims he hates all africans and asians living in america, Turd is the worst of all racism entity in the world.
We as minorities must join forces and stop the spread of the influence Turd has begun. None of our children are safe from this, the past, present, and future are all at risk.
Turd is the one beginning about the end in 2012.
by EmancipateTheChildren December 01, 2010
Get the Turdmug.