Guy 1: "The
line is very echoey - where are you?"
Guy 2: "I'm in the toilet, it was a long one and I
got bored. Thought i'd iPlop you"
or
{Depressed voice} "I was using the bathroom and my iPhone slipped out of my
pocket. I couldn't grab it and had to watch it iPlop into the toilet!"
Similar to ipoop only more expensive!