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L.L.P.F. 

After hearing the same lame excuse over and over again about why the university student couldn't bring their books back on time and why they shouldn't have to pay overdue fines, the librarian wrote "L.L.P.F." in the student's library account so that the other staff wouldn't excuse any more overdue fines.
L.L.P.F. by Kathy G. June 23, 2009

P.I.L.L. 

P.ussy
I.'ld
L.ike(to)
L.ick
She's a P.I.L.L.!!
P.I.L.L. by bootybaker May 20, 2010

L.L.P.W.M.T.S.W.E

lanz will love puja way more than she will ever
its proven by here
and its a fact
and you cant say nun ab it
L.L.P.W.M.T.S.W.E and thats a fact
L.L.P.W.M.T.S.W.E by jhon guy August 8, 2021

I-D-P-L-M-A-L 

I-D-P-L-M-A-L is a memory device to remember the order in which musical modes follow each other. A common way to remember this order is to remember the phrase "I Dig Phat Ladies - Mostly All Lesbian" which will help you to order the modes in the correct manner:

Ionian
Dorian
Phrygian
Lydian
Mixolydian
Aeolian
Locrian
"Shit, dude! What mode comes after phrygian?"
"Just remember I-D-P-L-M-A-L! I... Dig... Phat... Ladies..."
"Lydian! It's lydian! Fuck, you are a pro!"
"Your cursing is beginning to sound like a locrian triad to me."
"What?"
"The tritone."
"What?"
"Why are you even in this class?"
I-D-P-L-M-A-L by Billybobilly January 3, 2008

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*