ass rag 

A wad of toilet paper used when you have swamp ass to prevent skid marks from ruining your underwear.

Did you see the skid marks on Stu's tighty whities? He should have used an ass rag.

ass rag by DanburyCraig October 2, 2006

ass rag 

Wad of toilet paper used when one has swamp ass to prevent skid marks, bacon strips or other stains on their underwear.

Did you see the skid marks on Stu's tighty whities. He should have used as ass rag.

ass rag by ShadyCSL September 21, 2008

Ass Rag 

Noun used as an insult.

Something that severely obese people tie to the end of a fly-swatter to clean their asses with.

"Joe? You're an ass rag."

Ass Rag by Redheaded_Peach February 23, 2008

ass rag 

a rag used to whipe someones ass instead of paper

jimmy didnt like to use toilet paper to whipe his ass so he used a rag

ass rag by VVoody September 11, 2003

Ass Rag 

a dedicated cloth, used when hiking for extended periods of time, used for wiping your ass. If used properly, there is very little if any odor, and a 12" x 12" ass rag will last for weeks. It is carried hung outside of the pack. A term originally coined by Ron Hood of THE HOODLUMS fame, a outdoor and survival website .

johns Ass Rag was clipped to his pack. He used it to wipe his ass after taking a crap inthe woods.

Ass Rag by woodsman9999 April 4, 2009

ass rag 

Slang for toliet paper and commonly used amongst non-commissioned members in western militaries. Thought to be derived from 'snot rag' and also to reflect the very poor quality of toliet paper supplied by militaries.

"That was our last roll of ass rag. Guess I'll have to go down to the store and pick up some more rolls of ass rag."

ass rag by Duke_of_York26 April 23, 2006

Ass Rag 

A washcloth used in the shower to clean from your peeshedile to the crack to remove any left overs from going #2

Anthony and James used their Ass Rags in the shower and threw it at the wall when they were done.

Ass Rag by Skittle nuts May 23, 2023