A disease of the penis discovered by Dr. Zappa.
Symptoms are:
Hurting to
pee
It reaching out and grabbing your
meat
And your balls feeling
like a pair of maraccas
To avoid such a disease avoid liaisons with taco stand ladys and avoiding gas station toilets
Joe: I've made a horrible discovery!
Doctor:What is it Joe?
Joe:Why does it hurt when I
pee?
Doctor:Did you get it from the toilet seat?
Joe:Yes!! It jumped right out and grabbed my meat! Help doc my balls feel
like a pair of maracas and please
don't stick no needle in me!!!
Doctor: You probably got the........Gonokakakhackus!!!