Kwif

Pronounced "cweef"
Meaning absolutley nothing but very fitting as a response to anything.

Man A: "can't believe you motorboated her"
Man J: "shouldn't have to?"
Man N: "kwif"

Kwif by Man D March 4, 2007

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kwife

To fart from the vagina.

kwife by Milton Hersh April 7, 2008

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A brilliant youtuber who is the kindest person you can meet. This type of Amber looks like she's in her twenties, which makes her attractive.

Oh wow, have you seen Amber (Kwife) on Youtube?

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A kwiffle is defined as the action of when a pussy fart happens (queef) and the labia wiggle and wave.

She quietly gasped and queeved and her lovely lips experienced a kwiffle to her partner's delight and amazement.

kwiffle by dawnsgos August 5, 2019

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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

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You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

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