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Blair Witch 

Giving a handjob while holding your face right in front of the reciever and staring into his eyes, resembling the telling of a scary story in the dark with a flashlight.
Mike: Dude... last night Bijou gave me a handjob man...

Nate: Sweet man... was it awesome?

Mike: Not really... she gave me a Blair Witch, it was hella scary

Sam: That sucks

Mike: Yeah.. She hauntes my dreams now

blair witch 

A movie created out of pure fiction with a story created by the directors in which 3 students went into a forest with film equipment and the crew made scary noises etc. etc. to produce the effect that the kids were being chased or attacked by something.
"I totally saw the Blair Witch in my basement last night!!"

"Dude...that movie was fake..the witch wasn't real, you know that right?"

"Eh....right..I was just testin you guys!"

"Sure..."
blair witch by Senada July 31, 2005

Blair Witch 

1. Point Blank

2. Directly, Precisely

Usually used with extreme emphasis.
1. I was playing COD and I turned the corner and this dude just shoots me in the head, BLAIR FUCKING WITCH with a shotgun.

2. On my way to work, I was going through this intersection on some guy runs the light and t-bones me BLAIR WITCH in the passenger side door!
Blair Witch by BFunk McH March 12, 2010

Blair Witch 

something a woman is called when one or many simply dispise that woman's very exisitance
Tom: "Hey Rick, is that your ex"?
Rick: "Nah! It's just the fucking Blair Witch, let's roll."
Blair Witch by Goatcheez September 4, 2003

Blair Witch 

n.
1. Anything poorly made.

adj. (Blair Witch-ey)
2. To be a simply and utterly appalling actor/actress.
noun.
1. That door is such a blair witch. Look at it, it's falling apart at the hinges!

adj.
2. Did you see that movie 'Tomb Raider'? Yeah, that girl in it was so blair witch-ey.
Blair Witch by K-drizzle January 10, 2008

Blair Witch 

When in an online video game, you or someone else, has either disconnected or your controller has died and as a result you are looking directly in a corner/wall with your back turned out.
I was playing COD the other day when I saw someone on the enemy team Blair Witching in a corner.
Blair Witch by Deeeyeceekay June 27, 2021