turkaloaf 

NOUN: A lying lazy fat ass son of a bitch friend that everyone has who always mooches for gas money; smokes and booz.

I have a friend who is a total turkaloaf.

turkaloaf by mcgroin October 25, 2006

turkaloaf 

A friend that has a girl friend that brings DRAMA to all friends when having a good time

that guy is such a turkaloaf

turkaloaf by oswald coble pot October 28, 2006

Turkalate 

Turk*a*late

The act of not trying to articulate the meaning of a story. To accept the story doesn’t make sense to the audience.

Fuck it. I’ll turkalate the story and not give a shit.

Turkalate by Fafhiey May 2, 2022

Turboloafer 

some one who is lazy and has no compasion for other people

Mr.Jizzo is such a Turboloafer about people texting in class.

Turboloafer by Kadie,ColeandZakhatesMrs.LUMAN March 15, 2010