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Soggy Spatoon 

The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.
After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.
Soggy Spatoon by Stintbbz14 March 27, 2016

Salty-Spatoon 

when fucking a chick(with a rubber), you skeet in the condom, and rub the skeet all over your dick, then you take off the condom and slap the girl around with your "salty-spatoon"
Chester: dude holy shat after a rough night with ryan's mom, i finished off that MILF with a salty-spatoon.

Ryan: dude same here!

West Virginia Pink Spatoon 

After the act of gaping/wallering out a woman's anal cavity, use the bored out hole as a spitter whilst continuing to have intercourse.
Hey Breanna, Geoff brought his mint Copenhagen, I thinks he wants to West Virginia Pink Spatoon you.

Splatoon 

My favorite shooter is Splatoon
Splatoon by Porygon3000 August 10, 2021

Splatoon 

The best game in existence. With 2 games and a DLC, this should be the better game series in people's eyes instead of Fortnite, which is sad.
Splatoon is the best thing to exist since our creation.
Splatoon by Infinity0706 August 7, 2018

Splatoon 2 

That one thing that makes any woomy happy
" Imma woomy that's happy I have splatoon 2"
Splatoon 2 by Veemo August 24, 2018