A smallllll ass town in Indiana by Lake Michigan and Chicago filled with houses, houses, and more houses.. besides like a billion crappy fast food places and farm.
having the mooost smelly ass bowling alley and the small movie theater With crappy schools like Willowcreek, Fegley, Portage High and, Nativity.. its pretty boring.
I'd say the coolest part abut Portage is OD. the little town by the beach.
A meek, almost slightly pathetic excuse of a city. There is literally almost nothing to do in this town yet people still find it fit to move them and their children here.
The system that Gentoo Linux uses to find and compile packages for your system from a number of servers. This makes the applications on the computeroptimized because they are compiled from scratch.
Portage is an alright place besides all the preppy sluts in portage Northen and preppy heroin addicts in portage central. But hey i live here and i dont complain because i go to PCEC(we arent f***ing deadbeats)so dont fucking say that shit.And it has a pretty okay mall. There is also some hot guys in Portage.Other than that it's full or nice houses and trailerparks.
Wack high school in the middle of Portage, MI, filled with a variety of people. Preppy kids, emo kids, fat annoying freshman lineman, “so called hypebeasts,” and many more. Very infamous for the bathroom juuling.
“Yo bruh you went to Portage Central High School right?”
“Yea that shit wack”
“True I cant even take a shit without getting smacked in the face with a cloud of mango smoke when I walk in the bathroom”