beetis 

Slang for diabetes. Also, shorthand for "Diabeetis"

If you have the beetis, call Liberty.

beetis by Sweepz October 7, 2006

Beetis Bowl 

When all the sugar sinks down in the last bowl of cereal

Oh shit my parents need to get a new bag of cereal, we're down to the Beetis Bowl

Beetis Bowl by 56t34tyherohrfs7 May 28, 2021

the beetis 

diabetes as spoken by Wilford Brimley, that fat guy with the walrus mustache from the liberty medical commercials.

Some guy: Holy shit! when i eat candy i have strokes and shit myself before falling into a coma. What do you think is wrong with me?

His buddy: I'll bet you have the beetis dude.

the beetis by Wilford Brimly August 25, 2008

Bears, Beets, Battlestar 

A Phrase Coined By Jim Halpert of The Office in order to imitate fellow Salesman Dwight Schrute

Jim: *Dressed as Dwight* "Question, What Kind of Bear Is Best?"
Dwight: "Thats A Ridiculous Question."
Jim: "False, Black Bear!"
Dwight: "Well thats Debaitable, There are Basically two Schools of Thought."
Jim: "Fact, Bears eat beets."
Dwight: *Sighs* "Nope"
Jim: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica."
Dwight: "Bears do not... What is going on? What are you doing?"
Dwight: "You know what, Imitation is thr most Sincere form of flattery so I Thank you."
Jim: *Pulls Out Bobblehead"
Dwight: "IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM! MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR!"
Jim: "MICHAEL!"
Dwight: "Oh that's Funny, MICHAEL!"

Bears, Beets, Battlestar by AlexJewsbury January 7, 2019

Beerism 

When you have mastered the art of beer consumption, to the point you are no longer an alcoholic, you are classed as a master of beerism.

“Adam, your such a piss head”
“ No I’m not I’m a master of beerism”

Beerism by Orderofbeerism December 29, 2017

beetus 

slang term for diabetes. originates from liberty medical ad with Wilford Brimley (he of Our House and Quaker Oats fame), who pronounces diabetes like most old people, "diabeetus".

"i got all fat then i caught the beetus, yo."

beetus by trevor bizznaps May 3, 2007

beepis 

A word clean enough for EA's user agreement.

Carl: It's your fault if you think beepis is a dirty word because it is, by definition, clean enough for EA's user agreement.

beepis by BilliamShakesbeer December 30, 2019